Woody Allen said that being bisexual doubles your chances of a date on Saturday night. It can also make you feel twice as lonely. It's allowed me to lose my virginity about 6 times (maybe more if you use the rubric used in King of the Hill). This is just a first test post, so I'll allow you all to enumerate and illustrate those ways before I go any further. Fasten your seat belts! We're in for many bumpy nights!